(Source: teenss-forev3r-y0ung, via pursuitofhapppinessss)
the origins of a ‘stan’
This song is a fucking masterpiece, dammit.
(Source: emineming)
- Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
- Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
“Uh, yes. Hi, excuse me. You’re very attractive and I think it would be great if you got naked with me.”
(Source: surf4ces)
(Source: kimyezzy, via robmanuchi)
Please? I really want to taste how ready you are to be fucked…
I’m going to ride your face just like this
(Source: fuckmaker, via robmanuchi)
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
(Source: katorade27, via rydersrebellion)
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
(via dare-for-distances)
